Turnip on The Docks 6
In the irrepressibly moist town of Grim, the whispers have started. Whispers of the return of the mythical Alliums of power. What power, you may ask?
Why, the power of love (and incredible violence), of course.
Gather your paramour, pick up your sodden rifle, and trudge through the marshlands of Cist in search of the Alliums. Devour them together, and feel the power surge through you.
Or possibly trapped gas. It could go either way, honestly.
Just watch out for those Cleggian scumbags trying to rustle your roots…
TICKETS & T-SHIRTS, OH MY
At one of the earliest events, we ran a pre-order for t-shirts. We’ve been asked several times since, if we’d be bringing t-shirts back. Our answer was always, “When the stars are right…” before throwing a smoke bomb at the ground and beating a crafty retreat. Well, wait no longer! We’ve refreshed the TotD logo, and bringing it back as a super limited pre-order at TotD events in 2026.
We’ve made 10 combo tickets available, as well as 10 standard tickets (for those of you who refuse to succumb to fomo), as we have to adjust quantities manually – if the combo tickets are sold out, give us a nudge and we’ll adjust quantities. We’ll send out an email asking for shirt sizes when the preorder ends (31st Jan), so that we can get them all ordered in time for you to collect them on the day. Shirts are available in male or female S to XXL.
Anyone who preorders a t-shirt and wears it on the day gets +1 dice.
What is Turnip28?
Turnip28 is a post-apocalyptic vegetable wargame. Players command Regiments of fantastic miniatures made up of incompetent Snobs, bedraggled Followers and bizarre war machines. You will weep, you will cheer, as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud.
Turnip on the Docks returns to bring all the chaos of Turnip28 to the East coast. Join the march, fix bayonets, and be ready.
RULES FORMAT:
We’re playing with the most up to date Turnip rules as of January 1st 2026. If this changes we’ll let you know as soon as possible.
NUMBER OF GAMES:
4 – Mixed scenarios.
A player pack with more information will be sent out closer to the event.
SIZE OF GAMES:
1 Toff and 2 Toadies as per Core Rulebook. Cults allowed (and encouraged!).
This is a friendly event and we strongly encourage people to bring wacky and enjoyable lists.
WHAT TO BRING:
– An assembled army. We aren’t asking for show armies. If it’s assembled, based and looks kind of turnipy, we’ll accept it. Paint is a bonus!
– Dice, Tape measures and your army rules.
HOW THE DAY WILL RUN:
Doors open at 10:00 for player registration, with the aim to start at 10:45 after a quick introductory speech. We’ll break for lunch around 13:00, and announce results at 17:30.
REFUNDS:
We will do our best to help if your circumstances change and you can’t attend. No refund can be processed after 7th February.
