Turnip on The Docks 5
2025-09-06 10:00 - 18:00 (Europe/London) | The Great Escape, 1 Auckland Road, Grimsby, DN31 3RP, United Kingdom
Along a dried up stretch of river, somewhere in the east of Cist, lies a dilapidated fishing town named Grim.
Once a shining jewel of Cist, now its only exports are salty bones from the marsh and rowdy songs about fish and piss.
The inhabitants of Grim are locked in a perpetual war with their neighbours in nearby Cleg; a war waged primarily through lazily hurled insults. And the occasional gnarled carrot.

Dare you attempt to seek your fortune in the ruins of Grim?
Gather your compatriots, and raise your wretched regiments in reverence to the root!
What is Turnip28?
Turnip28 is a post-apocalyptic vegetable wargame. Players command Regiments of fantastic miniatures made up of incompetent Snobs, bedraggled Followers and bizarre war machines. You will weep, you will cheer, as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud.
Turnip on the Docks returns to bring all the chaos of Turnip28 to the East coast. Join the march, fix bayonets, and be ready.
RULES FORMAT:
We’re playing with the most up to date Turnip rules as at 1st August 2025. If this changes we’ll let you know as soon as possible.
NUMBER OF GAMES:
5 – Mixed scenarios.
A player pack with scenario-specific details will be sent out closer to the event.
SIZE OF GAMES:
1 Toff and 2 Toadies as per Core Rulebook. Cults allowed (and encouraged!).
This is a friendly event and we strongly encourage people to bring wacky and enjoyable lists.
WHAT TO BRING:
– An assembled army. We aren’t asking for show armies. If it’s assembled, based and looks kind of turnipy, we’ll accept it. Paint is a bonus!
– Dice, Tape measures and your army rules.
HOW THE DAY WILL RUN:
Doors open at 10:00 for player registration, with the aim to start at 10:45 after a quick introductory speech. We’ll break for lunch around 13:00, and announce results at 18:00.
REFUNDS:
We will do our best to help if your circumstances change and you can’t attend. No refund can be processed after 20th August.

Aetherfest 3: The Big Score
2025-10-18 10:00 - 18:00
The Blasted Baronies is a sunless wasteland ruled by ancient Vampires who once fed on Erudite but now harvest Wizard blood to survive. Quarantined by the Office of Special Affairs after devastating crusades, they lurk in jagged moonlit castles, cultivating hedge Wizards as livestock and hoarding Erudite in vast vaults.
You’ve got a plan, a crew, and a target. You’re going to hit the largest Erudite vault in the Baronies. Enough to last you ten lifetimes… if you can live long enough to use it.
All that stands in your way are other wizards with the same idea, and the horrific denizens of the Baronies.
Easy pickings, right?
What is Aetherpunk28?
Aetherpunk28 is a post apocalyptic Wizard skirmish game where colleges of Wizards battle one another in the ruins of their world, fighting over what little magic is left after the end of the world.
From the absolute idiots who brought you Turnip on the Docks, we humbly present the return of AETHERFEST, the world’s largest Aetherpunk28 event!
Aetherfest brings the magical chaos of Haggerland to the East coast. Join the search for Erudite, fix your wand bayonets, and be ready.
RULES & FORMAT:
All colleges in the most recent version of the rulebook, as well as all previously released Spellbound Gazettes will be valid for use.
Additional heist rules will be in play during the day, this will be explained in the player pack.
NUMBER OF GAMES:
4 games.
This will consist of 2 games, a break for lunch, then 2 games in the afternoon. If the timer stops and a game is still ongoing, then the current player can finish their current activation. The opponent is then allowed to activate one model. If there is nothing left to activate, then the game ends.
SIZE OF GAMES:
Each player must bring a 50 shilling, valid list. Campaign rules will not be active, rather players will work towards shared goals.
There may be additional rules and/or activities on the day, these will be explained in the morning briefing. This is a friendly event and we strongly encourage people to bring enjoyable lists. This will NOT be a competitive environment.
WHAT TO BRING:
Bring your college, fully assembled. If it’s painted, that’s a bonus, but no stress!
Accessories – Dice, tokens (as required), tape measure and army rules.
We HIGHLY RECOMMEND you print a copy of your college’s rules and spells on a separate piece of A4 (as well as filling out a roster sheet), to save time flicking through the rulebook during gameplay.
HOW THE DAY WILL RUN:
Doors open at 10:00 for player registration, with the aim to start at 10:45 after a quick introductory speech. We’ll break for lunch around 13:00, and announce results at 18:00.
REFUNDS:
We will do our best to help if your circumstances change and you can’t attend. No refund can be processed after 11th October.

Turnip on The Docks 6
2026-02-21 10:00 - 18:00
In the irrepressibly moist town of Grim, the whispers have started. Whispers of the return of the mythical Alliums of power. What power, you may ask?
Why, the power of love (and incredible violence), of course.
Gather your paramour, pick up your sodden rifle, and trudge through the marshlands of Cist in search of the Alliums. Devour them together, and feel the power surge through you.
Or possibly trapped gas. It could go either way, honestly.
Just watch out for those Cleggian scumbags trying to rustle your roots…

TICKETS & T-SHIRTS, OH MY
At one of the earliest events, we ran a pre-order for t-shirts. We’ve been asked several times since, if we’d be bringing t-shirts back. Our answer was always, “When the stars are right…” before throwing a smoke bomb at the ground and beating a crafty retreat. Well, wait no longer! We’ve refreshed the TotD logo, and bringing it back as a super limited pre-order at TotD events in 2026.
We’ve made 10 combo tickets available, as well as 10 standard tickets (for those of you who refuse to succumb to fomo), as we have to adjust quantities manually – if the combo tickets are sold out, give us a nudge and we’ll adjust quantities. We’ll send out an email asking for shirt sizes when the preorder ends (31st Jan), so that we can get them all ordered in time for you to collect them on the day. Shirts are available in male or female S to XXL.
Anyone who preorders a t-shirt and wears it on the day gets +1 dice.

What is Turnip28?
Turnip28 is a post-apocalyptic vegetable wargame. Players command Regiments of fantastic miniatures made up of incompetent Snobs, bedraggled Followers and bizarre war machines. You will weep, you will cheer, as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud.
Turnip on the Docks returns to bring all the chaos of Turnip28 to the East coast. Join the march, fix bayonets, and be ready.
RULES FORMAT:
We’re playing with the most up to date Turnip rules as of January 1st 2026. If this changes we’ll let you know as soon as possible.
NUMBER OF GAMES:
4 – Mixed scenarios.
A player pack with more information will be sent out closer to the event.
SIZE OF GAMES:
1 Toff and 2 Toadies as per Core Rulebook. Cults allowed (and encouraged!).
This is a friendly event and we strongly encourage people to bring wacky and enjoyable lists.
WHAT TO BRING:
– An assembled army. We aren’t asking for show armies. If it’s assembled, based and looks kind of turnipy, we’ll accept it. Paint is a bonus!
– Dice, Tape measures and your army rules.
HOW THE DAY WILL RUN:
Doors open at 10:00 for player registration, with the aim to start at 10:45 after a quick introductory speech. We’ll break for lunch around 13:00, and announce results at 17:30.
REFUNDS:
We will do our best to help if your circumstances change and you can’t attend. No refund can be processed after 7th February.
